What would I change?

By: Sahara

Writing Prompt: Yes

Date: 27th Dec 2021


December 27th, 2021
For immediate release

Dear Fans,

Welcome back to the Sahara show! You remember the last time, right? When I told the NSQ to go fuck themselves and I got suspended from Countdown for my troubles? Well, I’ve been tasked by the powers that be to look back at 2021 and tell you what I’d change if I could change one thing, or I won’t get the free Blood Money I won’t be giving to the NSQ.

So here it goes. Here is what I’d change…


I’d have never come in here and hooked up with the FYA. Dane Preston did nothing but hold me back. And when he lost at Ascension, he set everything you see today into motion. Had I been at the top, we woulda’ been victorious, and the NSQ wouldn’t be a thing. The only thing we can do now is hope he doesn’t squander the opportunity he has and somehow save us from everything he’s created.

Fuck you, NSQ.

Now gimme my Blood Money, assholes.

Sincerely yours,