‘The Comedian’ Allen Chaney‘The Comedian’ Allen Chaney

"The Funny Fat Fuck"

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REAL NAME:

Allen Chaney

BILLED AS:

‘The Comedian’ Allen Chaney

NICKNAME:

The Funny Fat Fuck

PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES:

6’4, 315 lbs.

PICTURE BASE:

Kevin Owens/Steen

THEME SONG:

‘Shimmy Shimmy Ya’ by Ol Dirty Bastard

MOVE LIST:

1. Gutwrench Suplex
2. STO
3. Swinging Neckbreaker
4. Cactus Clothesline
5. Bearhug
6. Dropkick
7. Lou Thesz Press (with strikes)
8. Tope Con Hilo
9. Superkick
10. Corner Slingshot Splash

SIGNATURE MOVES:

SIGNATURE TECHNIQUES
1. THE SET-UP - Dr. Bomb (alternately a gutwrench powerbomb if he's putting someone through a table, which is one of his favorite things to do)
2. SMOOTH ELBOWS (A SERIES OF ELBOW STRIKES BASED ON THE GRAMMY-AWARD WINNING 1999 HIT SMOOTH BY SANTANA FEATURING ROB THOMAS OF MATCHBOX TWENTY OFF THE MULTI-PLATINUM ALBUM SUPERNATURAL)- Bionic Elbows
3. WATCH THE FUNNY FAT FUCK FLY (WTFFFF) - Moonsault
4. MAKIN PANCAKES- Running Senton Splash

FINISHING MOVE:

1. THE PUNCHLINE - Awful Waffle/Omega Driver 2. HECKLER CONTROL - Curb Stomp

BIOGRAPHY:

A world-weary and incredibly violent comedian now doing some soul-searching through therapy. Starred in a critically panned wrestling sitcom that was canceled and lashed out at the world. Now coming to terms with his anxiety and working on himself through the healthy means of hurting people.

Allen has been around a while and won several world titles but returned in OATH Pro Wrestling and later PWE, establishing what he called the beginning of his 'Must-See Massacre', an effort to prove to the world he could pull in ratings by being the most insufferable and terrible human imaginable.

The real Allen suffers from crippling anxiety and uses his bad attitude as a means to keep others away from him, preferring a self-imposed isolation to being social with anyone aside from his cat and his very limited social circle. His time in PWE saw a merging of both the ‘real’ Allen and the Allen often presented on television, Allen baring his soul in a promo he called the ‘Season Finale’ where he reveals his anxiety, panic attacks, and the fact that he was diagnosed with mild autism at a young age.

Near the end of PWE’s run Allen won the Olla-Rumble and found himself in the spotlight as the Number one contender to the Excellence Championship. Allen was openly terrified of being exposed to this degree but grew to enjoy that fear and even seemed to be opening up to members of the roster as a friend before it closed down. Whatever is next for Allen, he seems to be very different than he was a year ago but who knows what the closure of the company that gave him so much success has done to his mental state?

Despite baring his soul and becoming (to most eyes) something of a better person, Allen still tends to try and ‘roast’ his opponents as he wants whoever he is fighting to be angry at him. His skewed sense of honor means he wants the best fight he can get out of any of his opponents even if he has to piss them off to get it.

Reason

Amount

Venom #20 Writing Prompt

500

Venom #20 Defeat

500

Roleplay Title

Show

Date

The Thrill & The Agony

29th Apr 2022 at 08:21:58 PM

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Show

Date

The Thrill & The Agony